Let Me Take You To a Beach Bar

We first had dinner at this really low-key, but delicious, place in Prenzlauerberg. In true Berliner fashion, we sat outside at a hastily made up table among open air construction scaffolding when the manager realized we had squeezed 4 of us at a two-top table.  He recommended great food and we got a bottle of wine.  As we drank, a band of street performers set up and started playing Berliner Jazz.  Berliner Jazz has guitars and trumpets and saxophones and handsome dudes. That is apparently very important to the music.  The guys had just been playing at a restaurant down the street and would play a few songs before moving to the next place.  Happy and sated, we wandered deeper into the neighborhood, in search of a beach bar.

A brief introduction to the "Beach Bar": it is exactly what it sounds like.  A bar set up to look like a beach. In a land-locked city like Berlin, these tend to crop up all over as soon as the temperature can stably stay in the 70s/80s. There will be a beach bar set up next to abandoned warehouses, or alongside railroad tracks or out by a construction site.  This one was special.  

We walked along the elevated track, past sex shops and maternity stores standing side by side (I wish I had taken that picture).  We walked through an modern-looking outdoor mall with a gym, past train station and an H&M and we turned a corner, across a train-bridge until we found it: a square, boring, unassuming parking garage.  At first, we were a little lost: was the entrance the driveway itself (that German word, by the way, is "einfahrt"), or was it the darkened, seemingly locked door with a faded paper sign taped onto it? A man was relieving himself across the street.  We saw another group of people walk past us and through the darkened door. We followed.  The walk up was exactly as you would expect from a parking garage: cramped, a little smelly, a little hot. We had to walk 5 flights, and at each landing we saw the detritus of a party: a half-full beer bottle here, a pile of rubbled glass there.  We finally made it to the top floor, and there it was: our beach bar, called Deck 5 (it was the 5th floor of the garage, of course).  We paid the euro entrance fee and wended our way along tents and canvas beach chairs set out on a bed of sand.  There were little boardwalks set up along the way and to one side was the bar, wrapped in driftwood and grass skirting.  To the other were palm trees set in planters and tiki torches along the railings.  A view of half the city, with the TV Tower in the distance. We got there just as the sun was setting, around 10 (have we discussed that the sun sets at like 9:30-10 in the summer? It is bananas.)  We found 4 chairs, ordered a bottle of wine from the bar, and sat down. Watching the stars freckle the night sky with my feet in the sand, I was really at the beach.  It was AWESOME.  After such a long and stressful workweek, it was so.. sigh... perfect to unwind like this.

Tonight are the finals for the Eurovision Song Contest (please just YouTube-search the Russian entry. You will be so sad and happy that you did), and then we also have no work on Monday for a religious holiday.  Enjoy your Memorial Day weekends, friends, and I hope they are filled with barbecues and beach bars!

xo,
e

Taste the Rainbow

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Along with your regular lexical and cultural translations from German to American, I have been uncovering gustatory translations as well (okay, I hate that word - gustatory. Surely there is a better term that means "of or relating to taste").  Some things are just chalked up to stereotype: we think Germans are super into cabbage and sauerkraut and sausages and like.  Germans think all we like is salt and sugar and burgers and fries.   Then, it gets deeper... 

I have been discovering flavors that we just don't have in US, that we just wouldn't even think to do!  Here is my current list of discoveries:

  • Waldmeister.  Color: green.  Translation: woodruff or sweet woodruff or wild baby's breath.  Found in: Okay, this one is pretty awesome. It is the green flavor here.  Like how our green flavor is usually lime but sometimes it is sour apple?  Here is it waldmeister.  It is the green gummy bear.  It is even a green beer! Apparently, waldmeister is this plant that grows all over Europe and Asia.  It tastes sweet and weird, though I have only ever tasted it as flavored beer or gummy bear, to be fair...
  • Spezi.  Color: caramelly brownish. Translation: none really.  Found in: this one is a drink. An... um... interesting tasting drink that you really need to grow to like.  Basically, you take coke and orange soda and mix it.  Boom. Spezi. It is bottled here by a company who calls it Mezzo Mix.  I am also sure that company is in league with the devil, since I think the stuff tastes pretty foul.  For those of you who were fans of O'Grady, I am pretty sure it was what Iris was carrying on about when she wanted "brown" slushie.
  • Holunderbeere.  Color: red.  Translation: elderberry. Found in: sodas and "bionades", organic non-alcoholic fermented sodas that are super popular here (and are an acquired taste, along with Club Mate, also known as yerba-mate soda. Yes, that happens here, too.)  I just wanted to include this one on the list because of Monty Python.
  • Johannisbeere. Color: red.  Translation: currant.  Found in: i dunno. I saw a bar flavor water with a bunch of fresh currants and rosemary.  I am used to seeing currants dried and I sometimes pretend they are raisins, but it is a Thing here, I think.  They just show up in fruit baskets without a never-you-mind!
  • Mun. Color: blackish gray. Translation: poppy seed paste. Found in: desserts mostly.  This one was more familiar to me thanks to hamentaschen at Purim.  (Fun fact! Taschen means "pocket" or "bag" in German, so hamentaschen actually translates to Hamen pockets, not Hamen hats.)  But it is also used in regular cakes here.  And regular cakes here are rarely frosted and have very little sugar in them.  Mostly the sweetest things you find are candy and chocolate which, my lord, are sweeter than anything on the planet. That is not always a good thing.  My running theory is that they use real sugar to sweeten things here and America uses corn syrup. This probably explains the taste differential.  And the Germans here who have tasted American candy hate it. Like, they think American M&Ms are the worst.  It is very sad.
I will add to this running list as I can. I know I have horrified people with the things I think are tasty.  Also, I think I understand why people here are horrified by peanut butter and jelly.  It is because "jelly" translates to gelatin, or Jell-O, so everyone thinks we are eating peanut butter with Jell-O sandwiches. I'll be the first to admit: that sounds positively disgusting.  But then we have to explain that it is a peanut butter and jam sandwich. Those go over much better here. :)

hope you guys are having fun!
xo,
e

A Thought on Distance

I was thinking this morning about distance.  Please pardon the slight (lengthy) foray into seriousness.

A lot of people were impressed that I was so willing to go such a great distance from my family and friends to have a new adventure.  I didn't get it.  I still don't, honestly: it is something I have taken completely for granted because the distance doesn't feel so great, so far, to me.  I like exploring.  I didn't always like exploring.  My parents still have a stack of letters and postcards from those early attempts at sleepaway camp.  They say things like "Dear Mom and Dad, I hate camp.  Please come get me." "Dear Mom and Dad, today, they took us swimming. It was fun. I hate camp.  Please come get me." "Dear Mom and Dad, they had my favorite snack at the canteen.  I hate camp. Please come get me."  Okay, camp may be a bad example.  I was 7 or 8 years old and overly sensitive, there were bugs everywhere, and strange girls with strange lives and weird mean older kids, and a nasty lake, but no swimming pool, and maybe my letters were those of a whiny 8-year-old.  Maybe I would like it more now; I like nature a little more than I used to, or at least, I like walking around outside. And I like my friends who like nature. I have been hiking! But, yeah, screw camp.

Anyway, then I went off to college and it was 3,000 miles away, and the most gorgeous campus in all the world was my playground, and I began to appreciate adventure. I would explore sculpture gardens and wander in groves of eucalyptus trees.  And I would do it at 1 in the morning, which was pretty fantastic, and I would feel a little thrill of being out so late alone, and I was lucky that no one bothered me (oh, and I do mean lucky - no one should wander out in the middle of the night by themselves. That is not a smart risk.)  Then, I went to England for a few months, and I caught the travel bug.  And then it was Scotland and Ireland and Italy, and Israel and India and the Internet, and suddenly, distance wasn't so scary. It wasn't so....far.  Distance is not hard. It's timing.

I remember coming back from college, rewinding those 3,000 miles, and I remember feeling alone.  I wasn't.  I had family and friends and new co-workers to meet and a job.  But, this time, it didn't feel like an adventure. It feel like I was out of phase with the people I had just spent years with, living and breathing in the same moments.  I feel it in Berlin a little. I am 6 hours ahead of New York, 9 ahead of California, 12 ahead of Hawaii. I am waking up when most of my friends and family are going to sleep.  It makes it hard to connect, literally.  And it isn't just my friends.  News, blogs, articles get updated in America-time, obviously, when American people are awake. It is only because of modern technology that it felt so easy that the distance closed between me and the life I once had, but that isn't what it means to move.  It isn't distance.  I have a new life at hand: new timing, new people, new routines and news and communities to find. I am still surprised by how hard that is.  

I like places to explore. I don't usually think about the timing.  I would rather think that I can suspend time while I get lost in an art museum (ooh! Art museum! Maybe I will do that tomorrow!) or as I take pictures of tiny brass bricks in the ground that signify history, or take the train out to an old castle (to inspect the tapestries, of course) or walk along the Wall because boundaried places are interesting to me.  I know there is a maudlin thread that has run through my day-to-day living for the past few weeks.  It will get better, maybe.  It certainly feels better once I take a shower and go outside, and also when I get visitors.  So, I will talk to you soon. Now, I am going to shower and go outside, and maybe have an adventure.

xo,

e

Living on the Edge

My neighbors really like Depeche Mode.  This is a good thing because I really like Depeche Mode, too!  The only problem here is that I am not sure they are actually my neighbors.  I should explain... Nightly, for the past two weeks or so, I have heard the echoes of good Dave Gahan's commanding voice through my window.  Usually, it is late and I am watching reruns of Buffy or Doctor Who  and sometimes, dare I admit, I am just not in the mood for Songs of Faith and Devotion.  Because it is never any other album.  No violator, not Some Great Reward, just that early '90s album (which also happens to be the first CD I ever owned, purchased as my birthday present along with an actual stereo with CD player and tape recorder so I could make desperate mix tapes from the radio, specifically 92.7 FM, our modern rock station at the time. Side note: I once called them when they had a psychic on air about a week before I left for college.  I actually got through and they told me that my soulmate had a first name that began with T or R.  Which probably explains why my first college crush had a name that began with... of course it did... T.  Thank you, subconscious.)  So, while it is lovely to hear Depeche Mode constantly, I kind of want to call over the yard and suggest maybe a different album. Or a different decade even.  

Today was a pretty uneventful day.  There was no work today in celebration of May Day or International Worker's Day, depending on whether you feel like being a Pagan or a Communist.  Either way, the benefit was that I could sleep in.  I took myself in the afternoon for a late lunch and found a bar playing ska and pop punk from the early 2000s.  Yes, Berlin is so hip that it is ready for the 2000s nostalgia to begin. 

I also had an adventure yesterday, but it is deeply boring, a little girly and a little gross, so sorry in advance.  Now that it is like 85 degrees (or 29, if you dig Celcius), it was imperative that I go to the waxing salon so I could wear skirts without being judged.  I discovered a place that specializes in "Hard Wax", which requires no cloth strips, but instead a bored looking Brazilian woman who only speaks German or Portuguese slathers thousand-degree wax on your shins, lets it harden and then peels it over in this big, shockingly painful swatches.  So hurty, so awesome, it was like unlocking a level of pain I had not realized existed before.  And then it was so cheap, I feel like I conned them out of money.  So, pain or no, this place was totally where it is at.  And I can now wear shorts with impunity (yay!).

Then it rained today and it was really pretty. I hope you guys are having a very productive May Day!

xo,

e

Work: An Interlude

It is happening.  The German keyboard that I use for 8-10 hours per day is officially undoing the 19 years of typing proficiency that I have nurtured since, Ms. Chaffee, in her amazing wigs, first screeched orders to a group of fidgety middle schoolers in that ill-lit typing class: "F-R-F space! F-T-F space! F-G-F space! NO PEEKING!!!"  What do I do without the vanity of being able to say I can type 90 words per minute (or wpm, as the pros might say) and with near perfect accuracy, no less?  Between my German keyboard and iPhone, I think I have become completely incomprehensible: a problem when people already have trouble understanding me since I don't actually speak their native language... Blargh.  

Last weekend, I got to see some of my US counterparts while they were in town for some huge meetings, from last week to now. I think I have formed a standard tour of the city: primarily made up of activities I think others will like (and that I don't mind doing). I still make a few embarrassing navigation mistakes, and I don't know street names, which is sometimes problematic, but I bought myself a funny little brass compass from the flea market near Tiergarten, and I vaguely know how to use it.  Yes, I realize that compasses are not difficult apparati to operate, but I still don't fully trust them since I put so much store into my own internal navigation system.  I think I need to teach myself about the inner mechanics of compasses (man, that word does not look right as plural), so I am less suspicious of the whole business.

My world has been almost entirely taken up with work these past two weeks, for better or worse.  I even had to cancel on a friend at the last minute due to a workmergency, and I hate doing that.  I like *not* being a flake, whenever possible!!  At least, this weekend, I plan to relax and have fun.  I still have big plans to go places like Potsdam or Copenhagen and I just need to start buying tickets, but I haven't done that yet. It will happen, though...eventually.

I will hopefully have more adventures to share soon!
 
-e

Stuck in the Mitte with You

I have been spending a lot of my time in Mitte lately.  First, it was because Mitte had good shopping, then because it had good brunch and a cute, stylish place to go have a drink on the weekends.  I thought it was so cute and even decided on Sunday, that it could be a totally fancy adorable place to live!  Then, perhaps, I took one step too far....

See, like any good midtown of a city, Mitte is filled with its share of swank stores and swank a**holes.  I have now been in Berlin -- an international city known currently for its community of unemployed artists, drunks, bums, gutter punks and anarchists -- for four months.  And yet, it is only in Mitte where a bum has gotten in my face to explicitly try to make my day worse.  I can't blame the bum, though; he didn't ask to be in Mitte anymore than I did.  The full story is that he stuck out his leg to try and trip me while I walked back from dinner.  I was really surprised anyone got that close into my personal space since no one does that in my neighborhood.  The gutter punks and anarchists are way more polite and keep to themselves than this dude.  And, if that wasn't enough, another dude almost flipped out at me when I got to the Alexanderplatz train station because he apparently didn't want me to validate my ticket.  I pretended I didn't speak any German (not too hard a role to play) and he refused to explain why he was so furious at me. Luckily, he just fumed silently and passive-aggressively at me until the train show up (only about a minute later, thank goodness).

Don't get me wrong, Mitte has lovely things that I really like: avant garde restaurants that serve local and seasonal things (of course they do), the most modern and newest buildings that look like San Francisco during the bubble days, the cleanest sidewalks in the entire city, and chic international stores like American Apparel and Urban Outfitters and Kiehl's and Ben Sherman. Especially in Hackscher Markt, which is, to be honest, where I was.  Mitte, well, Hackscher Markt, is like a giant Bloomingdales if Bloomingdales was a neighborhood and had rude bums.  

I am not angry, I'm just disappointed.  I thought Berlin was better than this.  But, it was a good reminder of why I chose to live in my neighborhood and not Mitte. And it makes me happy that I don't work in Mitte. I am way happier walking to work surrounding by the odd mix of anarchists and bio-moms into a building on the river than spending any additional time in Alexanderplatz (Berlin's Times Square equivalent) than I have to.  And I will still go to Mitte (I mean, who can pass up good shopping?  And the food is really good!), but I will now bring my thick skin and my vigilance when I go there. :)

xo,
e

The Parting of the Sea

Eep! It has been a long while since I have updated you!  Between the biggest work project of the year and then the Easter/Passover weekend, I have been busy and distracted.  Which, of course, means you only get a few passing links on my Facebook newsfeed involving kittens, a random music video, or a lot of liking your links.  For my Twitter friends, I hope you aren't offended that I never read or retweet your business. I am not an active Tweeter and I don't like their UI.  But I like YOU and think you are funny and pithy.  So there's that. On to updates!
  • Work has been work, alternating being little victories and some I-don't-know-what-I'm-doings.  My work freak-outs are happening slightly fewer and far-er between, but they are still happening. 

  • The benefit of living in a religious country is that our offices were closed for Good Friday and Easter Monday.  Easter Monday! A magical holiday observes all over Europe! This year, of course, Easter coincided with Passover and a visit from a college friend! 

  • We went to a very Ex-Pat Art Show on Friday night (mostly populated by Brits and Americans).  Saturday, we went to the Neue Museum, which is the Egyptian museum in Museum insel. It was ironic and snarky to observe passover by viewing old Easter and Passover scrolls in an Egyptian museum, but it amused us.  Also, we saw Nefertiti, and that was honestly amazing. It also snowed on Saturday, so we went to a few more museums, the Neue Gallery and the Pergamom before heading back to Friedrichshain for a pub drink.

  • Easter Sunday was a HUGE touristy day: we first went to Charlottenburg so my fríend could check into a fun Berliny hotel for the night. It is called the Propeller Island City Lodge and it is BANANAS: each room has a different theme, like "Gramma" or "Upside Down." Here is the link = http://www.propeller-island.de/rooms_neu/room_detail/31/index.php I think I would probably want to stay in the Blue Room. Then, we made our way clear across the city to enjoy Russian brunch buffet at Pasternak.  It was recommended as "the best brunch in Berlin." I can't say that bold claim is true, but it was pretty darned good brunch and it felt like you were eating at an old granny parlor.  When headed over then to the Stasi Museum and back to Tiergarten for a long walk and hot chocolate with Sambuca.  Oh, I didn't mention, but this was also a steady drinking weekend.  So much so that I had to stay in bed all day on Monday just to relax and give my legs and liver a break. 

  • Back at work now - I am hoping to plan some travel, whether it is to Potsdam to see castles (and the TAPESTRIES!!) or to another city abroad, it would be nice to have a look around!

Okay, back to work!

xo,

e

Dreaming of Berlin

A few updates to share, as it has been a while since the fun of German music!  I am still learning more songs and words.  I learned today that the german translation of Chick peas roughly translates to "giggle peas".  That was a good one.  Okay, in order, I...

  • ...got to check out fancy restaurants and bars with my friend, Shannon, for an upcoming work summit in Berlin. That was pretty cool.  My favorite was this gorgeous restaurant that is in a converted Yeshiva.  It is a stunning space, and apparently Angelina Jolie had some fancy event there.  It is called Pauly Saal (http://paulysaal.com/).  We will have to go when you come visit. I will start saving my money now. :)
  • ...took another stab at shopping, with a little more success, especially when Comrade was here. I still probably need more, but I have some good transition clothes.  It has been sunny and then rainy again so we'll see what to wear.
  • ...walked all weekend, which was so sunny and beautiful and everyone looked so happy to be outside.  It was fantastic!
  • ...saw the Hunger Games on opening night, which was pretty fun.  We were at Potsdamer Platz and had a great time!  I am officially a fan of going to the movies in Berlin!
  • ...flew to Stockholm again this week for a couple of days.  It was good to go for work and I had a nice time, but the most incredible thing happened: I wanted to come back to Berlin!  Berlin almost feels like it can be home!!  It was really cool.  The next couple of weeks will be a bit harried for me.  3 of my team members are on holiday and I am their cover.  Eep!
  • ...might have convinced my coworkers to come and sing karaoke with me after the Easter holidays. This is a massive coup since they do not like or believe in karaoke as a means of entertainment or expression.  I am so excited!!  
  • ...am ready to sign up for the gym (now that I have finally gotten paid!!). Also, I can consider taking trips now.  The world is my oyster!
I know there is more going on, but I cannot remember what it is!  Miss you, but think you should come visit ME!!

xo,

e

The Heritage of German Pop Music

For those of you who don't already know, Germany is the home of House music.  From techno to electronica and every micro-genre in between, Germany, and Berlin in particular, seems to be this music capital.  It even used to play host to the Love Parade, this huge techno festival which I had heard was fueled by neon mesh shirts, thongs for men, and ecstasy.  Despite that, Berlin is *the* place for music, from good to bad and all in between.  It is a shame that I don't have a deeper appreciation for things like this.  

See, my parents tried so hard to instill in their children proper music taste.  My mom would quiz us on classical composers on the way to school or to and from my pediatrician's office, Dr. LiPera, for check ups.  My dad fed us a steady diet of Grateful Dead with a side of Harry Chapin on every single car ride we ever took.
And yet...
And yet, they could not stop my burgeoning love of Olivia Newton-John and Electric Light Orchestra and, dare I share, the Bee Gees.  I know.  I just love disco, mostly because I didn't grow up with it.  But, it is obvious that my taste would have to adjust to Berlinische style.  See, when I first accepted the job here in Berlin, my friend Clark sent me Klaus Nomi videos.   His "Simple Man" video is a seminal piece of filmmaking, and encapsulates everything I love.

It is worth jumping down a YouTube rabbit hole to watch Nomi's full discography, but that is for another day.

Even more important is that my neighborhood is the music hub of Berlin. There are music clubs all over the place, and I have probably had more exposure to music here than ever before.  Last week, I went to a totally adorable hidden bar to see a classically trained Canadian pianist play Chopin in a smoky bar filled with hipsters and pretty lamps like this one.  
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And, there is apparently a dance club that costs 15 Euros for entrance for FOUR DAYS. That is four days of techno, and drum + bass and Skrillex or dubstep or whatever newfangled music genre the kids are listening to these days. (I have heard tales of other things that occur in that club, but I will not share in this post.  Let's just say it is shocking. I was shocked!)

We even have our own jazz band in Friedrichshain that goes from restaurant to restaurant to perform and sell their CD!
But, that is not really the music that I am enjoying.  Better than all of this, is Germany's pride: schlagermusik.  It is like soft rock and hair metal wrapped into romantic or good time national music.  I wouldn't characterize it as good so much as it is AWESOME.  And my friend, Maarten, just sent me a true gem.  His name is Matthias Reim, and his video is pretty epic.  Maarten likens Herr Reim to the Scorpions or other seminal hair metal and 80s rock.  But the beauty of Matthias Reim is that his video came out in 1994.  And that just makes it all better.

In other quick updates, I am hoping to see Hunger Games tomorrow and I am going to Stockholm (again) on Monday!  Also, I need to get outside more because it is getting just lovely here.  Finally, we catch up with Daylight Savings next week (I think?). Good times!

Comrades and Currywurst

  • There is so much going on right now that I can't keep up, BUT things are happy and fun in this neck of the woods, which I have been assured will blossom and get gorgeous come the Spring.  In the meantime, Comrade came to visit this weekend and it was so much fun and so nice and awesome.  She flew it like a rockstar on Saturday morning and we did a chill day in Friedrichshain, brunching, clothes shopping, wandering around the Green market and then settling into an Office marathon.  We dressed up smartly in our new clothes and headed over to dinner at Via Nova, of course had the broccoli, and then came home for the IKEA episode of 30 Rock before tucking in because even rockstars need some sleep.  
  • On Sunday, we did a walking tour of Berlin, from Hauptbahnhof to the Reichstag to Brandenburg Tor along the wall past Potsdamer Platz to Checkpoint Charlie and then on to Curry 36, where I discovered that currywurst is actually quite nice. Currywurst is a Berlin specialty: a really good hot dog chopped up and smothered in a curry-flavored homemade ketchup and served with fries.  It was the perfect thing to eat on a windy walking day.  We then walked through Kreuzberg and found ourselves along the East Side Gallery, , a quick stop at a Bavarian-themed bar, the pink hotel, my office and back home.  Finally, it was a relaxing dinner at Schneeweis, where one of my work friends joined us.  It was decidedly awesome.
  •   Then, this week exploded at work with craziness and shocks and it has been a veritable roller-coaster.  I am still knee-deep, though, but hopefully, things will relax a bit.  One really fun thing was last night: I found myself at a Big-Lebowski -themed bar (conveniently called Kniepe Lebowski) watching a German soccer game with my coworkers.  It was quite an experience, though the game was a bit boring.  
  • Also, I have discovered that certain phrases really don't travel well. I will keep a list to post for you, soon!

Okay, now must get ready for work and jump back in... miss you!

P.S.  a VERY happy and hearty congratulations to Posterous and to Sachin!!!